Now i ain't no butcher, no butcher's son,
i can do your cuttin' 'til the butcher man comes
'cause i'm a all-around man, oh i'm a all-around man,
i'm a all-around man, i can do most anything that comes my hand
Now i ain't no plumber, no plumber's son,
i can do your screwin' till the plumber man comes
'cause i'm a all-around man, oh i'm a all-around man,
i'm a all-around man, i can do most anything that comes my hand
Now i ain't no miller, no miller's son,
i can do your grindin' 'til the miller man comes
'cause i'm a all-around man, oh i'm a all-around man,
i'm a all-around man, i can do most anything that comes my hand
Now i ain't no milkman, no milkman's son,
i can pull your titties 'til the milkman comes
'cause i'm a all-around man, oh i'm a all-around man,
i'm a all-around man, i can do most anything that comes my hand
Now i ain't no spring-man1, no spring-man's son,
i can bounce your springs 'til the spring-man comes
'cause i'm a all-around man, oh i'm a all-around man,
i'm a all-around man, i can do most anything that comes my hand
Now i ain't no auger-man2, no auger-man's son,
i can blow your hole 'til the auger-man comes
'cause i'm a all-around man, oh i'm a all-around man,
i'm a all-around man, i can do most anything that comes my hand
