You think this band, on my left hand
Don't really mean anything to me
You think you're here just to be convenient,
And you're just around to please me.
You think you're plain, and that is so strange
'Cause everyone else can sure see, that you
Are truly beautiful, and you mean everything to me.
And all jokes aside - I want you by my side
For the rest of my life - always be my Bride
No, I ain't kiddin' around - till they put
Me in the ground
I'll love you for all time - all jokes aside
Now I know that I'm not the perfect husband,
But I've done the best that I can.
Honey if that is not good enough, don't worry
'Cause I'll understand.
And for every time that I've ever hurt you,
I'll probably answer to the Man.
And my heart's full of pride, 'cause I'm
Serious tonight; I just wanna keep this ring
On my hand.
And all jokes aside - I want you by my side.
For the rest of my life - always be my Bride.
No, I ain't kiddin' around - till they put
Me in the ground; I'll love you for all time,
And I'm serious tonight - all jokes aside.