HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS HE WRITES POETRY HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK UNDER HIS MUSTACHE
HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT HE DYES IT JET BLACK WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH BUT WITH A MUSTACHE HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE