I'm as gory as can be, Pauline
I wonder what the end will be, Pauline
Yes, here I am
I find this very hard
But I look at it this way
I'm a backdoor man, I'm very proud of it
I'm a backdoor man, I'm homosexual
I'm a backdoor man, yes I am, I'm very proud of it
I'm a backdoor man, I'm homosexual
Backdoor, clean up our own backdoor
We need to get behind, and we'll do trade with you
Backdoor, all our fears will be realised
But I'm a happy person
Because I'm a backdoor man, yes I am
(Sending you forget-me-nots to help you to remember)
Ummm um um um um um um um um
What I've called for is a homosexual government, yeah
Join us, be one of us
Come out, be one of us, yeah
I'm very proud, that I'm not straight
I'm very proud, that I'm not natural
You know, I'm not human
Someone hit me on the head one day, and yeah
You know, I'm not human
Someone hit me on the head one day and...
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Poor Pauline, poor Pauline, poor Pauline
Pauline and her perils
On a rope they dangle her
Then they choke and strangle her
With an axe they mangle her
Always something new
I like trees, and I like shrubs and plants
And trees and shrubs and plants
But I've put the fence up now so they can't get in, yeah
Please explain, me me me
Please explain, me me me
Please explain, me me me
Please explain
Poor Pauline, poor Pauline
I'm a gory as can be
Pauline and her perils
I'm a backdoor man, I'm very proud of it
I'm a backdoor man, I'm homosexual
And back here, this is a circular driveway
I still work and I worked the other night
I'm rostered on, I think for next week
Now a gentleman came up and told me, he said that
"Other people don't receive"
They've got to accept here inside
or I'm saying that they up and leave
Yes, it's a little bit country, it's a little bit country, country, country...
(It's a little bit rock and roll if you ask me)
Yes, it's a little bit country, of course, of course...
Of course, her horse will neigh, neigh, neigh, Pauline
I'm very proud that I'm not straight
I'm very proud that I'm not natural
I'm a backdoor man for the Ku Klux Klan
With very horrendous plans
I'm a very caring potato
We will never have the chance
I'm a backdoor man for the Ku Klux Klan
With very horrendous plans
I'm a very caring potato
We will never have the chance
Please explain me
(Please explain)
Please explain me
(Please explain)
Please explain me me me
Please explain
Please explain me
Please explain me me
Please explain...
...Poor Pauline
Thank you
Please explain, please explain...
Thank you
