Yeah, never less as I come in my green Cadillac
With my purple cape
Uncircumcised with no rain coat
With no underwear, prepare for the Phantom
With yo big eyes ha huh ha huh, yeah
As I lyrical flip my body never wear underwear
Girls stare, I pluckin' they public hair
The masquerade I'm crazy with a switch blade
I cut jaws the face of a wild shark
I love Cal Can, "Roof!", can a dog bark
I'll bite ya girl make a women catch rabies
Then eat Gerber from a jar like the babies
I like cereal, yo you Captin' Crunch
Juggle my jellybeans, yo captain munch
I like roach spray mixed in my gin and juice
You better go get spray and make it strong
My tractor trailer, my private piece is quite long
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I look around the corner and see your big eyes
As I masturbate every time about 8
The last time I masturbated through the earthquake
I saw your picture girl Shirley Temple Jheri Curl
You walk around through a toilet and a doo doo world
I know the spokes are white a green Cadillac
Polka dot grey I'm satisfied I won't take it back
I need the mustard from the Whataburger
I spell it backwards I take my girl to King Burger
You better rush on in an order fries
Before I get mad and start peein' in your eyes
Like Gomer Pile, surprise, surprise
You seen my drawers of course you see my rubber
No fat stretch marks I ain't the one you got the blubber
"What the hell am doin', I telling you that?"
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Missile check I'm aimin' four to your rectum
With Mexican beans collard greens I respect 'em
You hold the apples while girls pull they pants down
I got a bottles of flies I'm throwin' ants down
Like Joe said one time I'm drinkin' straight rum
Chewin' they embryo, actin' like it's bubble gum
I get inside, bark and crank the truck
Cruise up the highway, you out there you stuck
You ain't the one I got no cables no goose
Look in the back I got no room, see my moose
I better hide what's left at 7 Eleven
Call the Ranger, the Phantom at 11
He got black boots and stains on my turtle-neck
My mink is yellow and tan female birds peck
I got no rags to clean I love the vomit
It makes me sexy, my underwear atomic
You smell the rose, I'm smellin' cookin' flower
I call your house and let it ring for an hour
I got to clean up my house set the mouse traps
I know one he's grey and cool and the mouse raps
I seen 'em seen 'em I seen 'em through peripheral vision
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Yes, stop peepin' around in my window, I see you lookin'
I got no shades, he's comin' after me
Yeah huh huh, I see you, stop peepin' in my windows
(Who's there)
All my neighbors, I hear voices
(Stay out my business)
Little people talkin' to me
Stay out my business
I be going to see the doctor tomorrow
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