I'm driving down the highway, headed to the range
Gonna knock 'em out strong but I'm feeling no pain
Got an old brown bag, big stick in the back
Where the grass don't grow, gonna take a few hacks
There's a place for you if you're just like me
Armchair greens chillin' at the TV
Have another cool one, but it won't hurt
Got myself a big stick, swingin' in the dirt
Got a two bit job with a little bit of pay
But I feel no pressure, couple lessons today
Working on the swing and talkin' trash
Take another good hit, try to make it last
There's a place for you if you're just like me
Armchair boys yelling at the TV
Twenty points in a row, I'm getting shirts
Got myself a big stick, swingin' in the dirt
Bet a five dollar nasaw and all you got's two
Well, a five foot gimme make a man out of you
Well, I got my dreams and they just don't stop
Well, a big man, big shot, make her on top
Well, there's a place for you if you're just like me
Armchair greens chillin' at the TV
Have another cool one but it won't hurt
Got myself a big stick, swingin' in the dirt
Well, there's a place for you if you're just like me
Armchair greens chillin' at the TV
Have another cool one but it won't hurt
Got myself a big stick, swingin' in the dirt
