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bill scott's dumb [x4]
you were brought up in a nudist colony
and you're also adopted too
you wear those gay pink shorts
and your dog shits all over the floor
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you, fell down the stairs, and your dog, licked your balls
you, have an awesome job, but you're, always broke
your girlfriend is ugly, your mustache is gay, your dog's fucking stupid, and
bill scott's dumb