Deuce:
Bitches, I hope you know
Bitches, I hope you know
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Funny Man:
Yo, I'm up in the club and the party's jumping
Bitches passing by and they're eyeball fucking
I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me
Saying, "Funny Man, can you sign my titties?"
Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rover
The Fantastic Four saying, "Funny, can I blow ya?"
Three were preppy and one was scene
So three for me, and one for Charlie
Charlie Scene:
This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor
Acting like she'd never seen a magnum before (Charlie!)
Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night vision, like she's Paris Hilton
Funny Man walked in and said, "Chupa mi pito."
And she munched on this dick like a macho burrito, fuck yeah
Deuce:
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Johnny 3 Tears:
Now we cadillacing, candle waxing
I like your fat ass, bitch, grab my jacket
And grab a taxi, get in the back seat
Fuck, suck, dick, lick, man, we nasty
Drive fast, please, 'cause this booze is not lasting
One too many shots and I seem to be passing
I think this chick is down, yah, she's down for the threesome
I called the homie J just to see if he needs some
J-Dog:
Ju-ju-just got back coming from the bar
Rubbing on this chicky's titties in the back of her car
But, but your first mistake, you said you liked my band
The second one's you put my undead dick in your hand
And I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone
I got my fingers in places where they don't belong
Horny as fuck, pressing my luck, need my dick sucked
So, bitch, give it up (yeah)
Deuce:
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Lets both get faded, 'cause you know that I want you
Lets both get naked, girl, you know that you want to
Baby, we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it, 'cause I know that it's tight
Baby, we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here
Don't stop yet, I'm almost there
Get your drunk ass over here, let's bone
