(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Baby, your dada loves you
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And I'ma always be here for you, no matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
I would never give you up for nothin'
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin' to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell, dada musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin' it's kind of late to go swimmin'
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with dada's toy knife, honey, let go of it
And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
Don't you wanna help dada build a sand castle?
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt her was eatin'
Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy, isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And when we ride
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just you and I
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And when we ride
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just you and I
See honey, there's a place called Heaven and a place called Hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And dada's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
'Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother, do ya?
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
'Cause bein' mean to dad and made him real, real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair, honey, quit tryin' to climb out
I told you it's okay, Hai-Hai wanna baba
Take a night-night, nana boo, goo goo gaga
Her make goo goo caca, dada change your diadee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty, nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And when we ride
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just you and I
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And when we ride
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just you and I
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we play
We're gonna take mama for a little walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Dada made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help dada tie a rope around this rock?
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
One, two, free, whee
There goes mama, swashin' in the water
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-dada, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And when we ride
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just you and I
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
And when we ride
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just you and I
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just me and you baby
Is all we need in this world
(Just the two of us, just the two of us)
Just me and you
Your dada will always be there for you
Your dada's always gonna love you, remember that
If you ever need me, I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask, dada will be right there
Your dada loves you, I love you, baby
