Brian,
The babe they call Brian.
He grew,
Grew grew and grew,
Grew up to be,
Grew up to be,
A boy called Brian.
A boy called Brian.
He had arms and legs,
And hands and feet.
This boy,
Whose name was Briiiian.
And he grew,
Grew grew and grew,
Grew up to be,
Yes he grew up to be,
A teenager called Brian.
A teenager called Brian
And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty.
And his voice dropped down low,
And things started to grow,
On young Brian and show,
He will suddenly know,
No girl named Brian
Not a girl named Brian.
And he started to shave,
And have one off-the-wrist,
And want to see girls,
And go out and get pissed,
A man called Brian
This man called Brian,
The man they call Brian,
This, man, called,
Briaaaaan.
