What's with these homies dissin' my girl
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo hoo, and that's for all time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Don't you ever fear for I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo hoo, and that's for all time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that, I don't care 'bout that
Bang, bang, a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no, what do I do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that, I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that, I don't care 'bout that, oh