meteorites hit my house last night
broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife
the life flight's coming to save her
that'll be major, hospital bills to endanger
my cream cheese money (x4)
the bigger the bug, the better antennae
hop a red-eye flight jet just like a jedi
the chick said i was medi-terranean
because of the pipe in which i stuck the birthday gun
in pompeii i copped a volcanic rock, snuck it back home
stuffed in a hockey sack, i don't hackey-sack
i tote 'bacco packs, strictly additive, free strike the match
meteorites hit my house last night
broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife
the life flight's coming to save her
that'll be major, hospital bills to endanger
my cream cheese money (x4)
a likable guy, i bicycle by on my 10-speed
going to the library to find some hemp seeds
hidden between the dog-eared pages
of the sheet music for rock of ages
by the band the outstanding overdue
fines are old, go unquestioned, ya know
that library staff, so passive-aggressive
they failed to ask why i've had the best of beetle bailey cartoons checked out
for the last 8 years, they keep a shut mouth
that's fine by me, no steep fines for me
more free time to creep behind aisle 3
there i see through bookshelf spaces
well-read lovelies, soft and complicated
won't bite the bait that might catch the type of girl
that might be quite impressed to see me
standing, tightly gripping a picture book of arachnids
ripping out the page about
the brown recluse, the baddest bug
meteorites hit my house last night
broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife
the life flight's coming to save her
that'll be major, hospital bills to endanger
my cream cheese money (x4)
meteorites hit my house last night
broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife
the life flight's coming to save her
that'll be major, hospital bills to endanger
my cream cheese money (x4)
my cheese fry money
my cheese steak money
my cheese steak money
my cheese cake money
