Rachel was the prom queen
She moved to Hollywood to follow her dream
Of banging Jake Gyllenhal
Spends the day fixating on her minor flaws
She plans to take an acting class
But first she gets ass, lip, and cheek implants
She wishes she could get back
All the money she paid
For them to jack up her face
Hollywood chicks with their
puffed up lips
Got your eye lids done now you look Asian
Hollywood chicks with their beach ball tits
Getting chopped up and tucked
Your lips look like a duck bill
Hollywood chicks don't know when to quit
It's an addiction
Look at Meg Ryan
Who is giving chicks all these
ducked up lips?
Well I guess it must be Dr. Asian Duck
First I make you feel bad
But like a bellboy I take care of your bags
Stretch your face and fix your rack
I may be a duck, but I ain't no quack
You come in here with normal eye
You leave with a looking like the
Bride of Frankenstein
If you want to look like me
I can duck up your face for a nominal fee
All of Hollywood look a just like me
Make me laugh so hard
Here, you take my card
All my patients will have to pay my bill
when they get duck bills
plastered to their grill
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