Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope
and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke
but when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke
Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak
she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent
In fact, its hard to smell her
'cause you know she get to stepping
but you just observe from across the way
if I was working EBGames then you would not pay (full price)
I'm nice and I'm sweet and I shower twice a week
Kid diggin on my speak 'cause I represent the geeks.
But I'm really hella cool, and I had sex before
So don't fidget with your digits an' no texting, whore!
I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
don't think I can make it home alone.
I stare at my shoes and I look away
'cause I think you're kinda cute and I like your face
one day we might embrace, and I'll have to hide my boner
You don't want do it Dottie, I'm a rebel and a loner
I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
But I can't talk to girls, unless the girl is a fan
But yo, I got a plan, I love it when it comes together
We'll get married and have babies
And we'll all wear matching sweaters.
Yes, I'd do her if I knew her
This is hard without computers
She don't need another stalker, or intruder to pursue her
She don't need a guy like me, whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers
Why don't you kill me baby, is it because I'm a loser?
I'm a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves
Roll up, next to me, I can't breathe and I wheeze
Hi, my name is MC, what's yours? That's great!
Want you in the worst way.
This is so our first date.
I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
don't think I can make it home alone.
(WOW!)
