Afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Drew Pearson. We bring you this special radio-television broadcast in order to give you the very latest information on an amazing phenomenon. Government and Defense Department officials are concerned by reports of panic in several large eastern cities.
Verse 1: It's a national emergency universally ...
We interrupt this programme to give you a bulletin ? from one of our naval units at sea. A large object travelling at supersonic speed is headed over the North-Atlantic towards the East Coast of the United Stated.
Verse 2: There's a fire in the sky that you can't put out ...
