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Treadmill

By : Patton Oswalt

Text

By : Patton Oswalt

Lost My Virginity

By : Eddie Izzard

Farting in Public

By : George Carlin

Heimlich Maneouvre

By : Eddie Izzard

Koalas

By : Mitch Hedberg

Capital Punishment

By : George Carlin

Breast Feeding

By : Dave Attell

Drugs

By : Dave Attell

41st Best Stand Up Ever

By : Stewart Lee

When I Was A Kid

By : Louis C.K.

Let's Talk Some Shit

By : Louis C.K.

Minibar

By : Mitch Hedberg

Atlanta

By : Lewis Black

Old People / Race / Election

By : Greg Giraldo

Sleepy Rasta / Y As In Jello

By : Greg Giraldo

The Sanctity Of Life

By : Bill Hicks

After September 11

By : Lewis Black

Math and King Solomon

By : John Mulaney

Drag Queens and Goth People

By : John Mulaney

ONE

By : Daniel Tosh

TWO

By : Daniel Tosh

Best Disease Ever

By : Norm MacDonald

Couldn't Be Prouder

By : Norm MacDonald

Small Ads

By : Jimmy Carr

Encore

By : Jimmy Carr

I'm a Bear, Etc.

By : Mike Birbiglia

Fight Club

By : Mike Birbiglia

The Start (These Are Jokes)

By : Demetri Martin

Heist / Monkey

By : Dane Cook

The Chicken Sangwich, The Heckler And The Kabbash

By : Dane Cook

Blue Collar Dollar

By : Jeff Foxworthy

Intro

By : Jeff Foxworthy

War's Over / New Boobs

By : Brian Posehn

Movie Ruiners/The Unholy Trilogy

By : Brian Posehn

You Go Girl! (Album)

By : David Cross

Cousin Ray (Album Version (Explicit))

By : Ron White

Lug Nut Day (Album Version (Explicit))

By : Ron White

Film Director

By : Jim Gaffigan

Illegally Blind

By : Jim Gaffigan

Oprah

By : Bill Burr

Grandma Comes To Town

By : Bill Burr

Bohemiath (Reservoir Dogs/Soundtrack Version)

By : Steven Wright

I Like Women

By : Richard Pryor

Tip Your Hat to Whitey (Sugar Cane)

By : Chris Rock