Listen & view George Carlin - Goofy Shit lyrics & tabs

Some Werds

By : George Carlin

The Metric System

By : George Carlin

Belt

By : Mitch Hedberg

Tea Ski

By : Mitch Hedberg

Introduction

By : Steven Wright

The Salt and Pepper Diner

By : John Mulaney

Basketball

By : John Mulaney

Hitchhiking

By : Steven Wright

Best Disease Ever

By : Norm MacDonald

Gambling Sportscaster

By : Norm MacDonald

Men & Women

By : Bo Burnham

Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics

By : Bo Burnham

I Can't Get Beer in Me...

By : David Cross

Sex on the Internet!?

By : David Cross

Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell

By : Dave Attell

Gambling (LP Version)

By : Dave Attell

Tivo!

By : Patton Oswalt

Nightmare (LP Version)

By : Dane Cook

Dumb Traveler

By : Jim Gaffigan

Creepy Guy @ Work (Album Version)

By : Dane Cook

Toronto Open Mic

By : Patton Oswalt

Never Ask

By : Chris Rock

Introducing Mary Wong

By : Chris Rock

Refill

By : Ron White

Fight Club

By : Mike Birbiglia

Intro

By : Jeff Foxworthy

Blue Collar Dollar

By : Jeff Foxworthy

My Brother Joe's Wedding

By : Mike Birbiglia

Hey Good Lookin'

By : Jim Gaffigan

Blackout Morning

By : Nick Swardson

Vs. the Audience 3

By : Bill Hicks

I Met the President

By : Richard Pryor

Introduction

By : Richard Pryor

What Could Be Worse

By : Bill Hicks

The Start (These Are Jokes)

By : Demetri Martin

War's Over / New Boobs

By : Brian Posehn

Movie Ruiners/The Unholy Trilogy

By : Brian Posehn

Oprah

By : Bill Burr

Grandma Comes To Town

By : Bill Burr

Chicken Heart

By : Bill Cosby

Driving in San Francisco

By : Bill Cosby

A Sense of Humor

By : Lewis Black

Hello

By : Margaret Cho

Mother Mary's Mystery Date

By : Sam Kinison

Well F**k You Then

By : Margaret Cho