Gossip calypso, Gossip calypso
Hear all about it! Yak-a-yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh, Mrs Brown, well how are you now? I tell you
I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach
Don't talk to me, my Charlie has gone
And fallen down the stairs again, saints preserve us!
Poor old chap, did he hurt himself?
Well, not as much as Alf that's my cousin Fred's boy
I learnt from Fred, the doctor said
He'll have to have his kneecaps straight, cor blimey! Singing
Gossip calypso, Gossip calypso
Hear all about it! Yak-a-yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Mrs Booze, have you heard the news? That woman
You know the very fat one down at the corner
Climbed in a truck, got stuck, they think that
They never gonna get her out. Do tell me!
Well I had a feller round and gave him a pound
To free her with an oxyacetylene welder
Must send along some books; it looks like
She's gonna be there quite some time, cor blimey! Singing
Gossip calypso, Gossip calypso
Hear all about it! Yak-a-yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
Oh, Mrs Ware, I do like your hair. who does it?
I go to Madame Pom-Pom round by the gas works
With all that fruit, it looks so cute
I can't believe it's really you, like a film star
Have you heard dear, a little bird
Has told me Mrs Tate's expecting her seventh
Well glory be, that's three
She's had since Lenny had his tonsils out, cor blimey! Singing?
Gossip calypso, Gossip calypso
Hear all about it! Yak-a-yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
