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Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

By : George Carlin

Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful

By : George Carlin

Jesus the Miracle Caterer

By : Sam Kinison

Mother Mary's Mystery Date

By : Sam Kinison

New York Apartment

By : Bill Hicks

Seven Seals

By : Bill Hicks

Belt

By : Mitch Hedberg

Tea Ski

By : Mitch Hedberg

Introduction

By : Steven Wright

The Salt and Pepper Diner

By : John Mulaney

Basketball

By : John Mulaney

Ants

By : Steven Wright

Best Disease Ever

By : Norm MacDonald

Courageous Battle

By : Norm MacDonald

Men & Women

By : Bo Burnham

Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics

By : Bo Burnham

My Wife's Crazy!

By : David Cross

I Can't Get Beer in Me...

By : David Cross

Gambling (LP Version)

By : Dave Attell

Toronto Open Mic

By : Patton Oswalt

Tattoos (LP Version)

By : Dave Attell

Tivo!

By : Patton Oswalt

Dumb Traveler

By : Jim Gaffigan

Superbleeder (Album Version)

By : Dane Cook

Nightmare (LP Version)

By : Dane Cook

Introducing Mary Wong

By : Chris Rock

Ebonics Language Lesson

By : Chris Rock

Fight Club

By : Mike Birbiglia

My Brother Joe's Wedding

By : Mike Birbiglia

Intro

By : Jeff Foxworthy

Blue Collar Dollar

By : Jeff Foxworthy

Film Director

By : Jim Gaffigan

Blackout Morning

By : Nick Swardson

The Start (These Are Jokes)

By : Demetri Martin

Niggers Vs. The Police

By : Richard Pryor

Introduction

By : Richard Pryor

War's Over / New Boobs

By : Brian Posehn

Movie Ruiners/The Unholy Trilogy

By : Brian Posehn

Chicken Heart

By : Bill Cosby

Oprah

By : Bill Burr

Grandma Comes To Town

By : Bill Burr

Driving in San Francisco

By : Bill Cosby

A Sense of Humor

By : Lewis Black

Hello

By : Margaret Cho

Well F**k You Then

By : Margaret Cho