Holy Horseshit, Batman by Gym Class Heroes from album Unknown
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She reached her hand out with a pamphlet
And I politely said, "No, ma'am"
I mean no disrespect and I apologize
If this fucks up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lyin'
But the heat, it'd turn water to wine
Well, if there's a hell below
Then we're all goin' to be just fine
So there I stood six feet in sin
A walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions
Or am I another lost soul searchin'?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian
And told she'd pray for my children
I said, "Since you're so holy you'll probably out-live me
But if I bought a Jesus piece do you think He'd forgive me?"
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
Now I've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without soundin' satirical
I'm 3 years past my expiration
And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation
But it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn
And I never chase rainbows
But I heard the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favorite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even sayin' that?
Only time will tell, I'm just relayin' facts
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
