I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the band to come
Corporation tee-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long (alright)
I am the eggman, (whoo) they are the eggmen (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, (whoo) they are the eggmen (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain (everyone)
I am the eggman, (whoo) they are the eggmen (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Haha, Hehe, Haha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, (whoo) they are the eggmen (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo ...
(Chanting: Everybody Haha)
I am the eggman, (whoo) they are the eggmen (whoo)
I am the walrus, yeah, yeah
