You walked out and told the whole town we were over
And now you're scratchin' like a dog at my door cause you want back in
Your eyes are all red from apologizing,
But you ain't the only one here that's been lyin'
I've got a few little secrets of my own
Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise
That's right, I faked it.
I think this might be the first time I've seen you speechless
Lookin' all confused wonderin' if what I said was the truth
Well a woman's mind is a complicated thing
Can't always believe everything you say - surprise
Hmm, I faked it.
Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it
The dog ate it
I was yellin' rock star when you were playin' your guitar
Yeah, well I was faking that too
Every time you thought that you were doing things right
I was just too tired to even put up a fight - surprise
That's right, I faked it
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise
That's right, I might, have I?, hmm, bye bye, I faked it.
