Hit him with a pan the imposter man, ain't no excuse.
Dump him in the van the imposter man, before it get loose.
Sammy dons his black ski mask disguise,
Stealin' peoples money to get high.
Greasy people always get their way,
Staunchy's pawnshop knows the man by name.
He ignored the sign in spite, he picked the wrong b & e tonight.
Here comes julianne t-fal in hand at her enemy.
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, ain't no excuse.
Dump him in the van the imposter man, before it get loose.
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, you tied your own noose,
Dump him in the thames the imposter man, before it get loose.
Sammy lay there twitchin' on the floor,
Julie dropped the pan and shut the door.
She'd be damned if someone takes her things,
Safe is her jewelery and vase of ming.
Jules' brothers mike and doug, rolled him up in an area rug.
When they returned she made them orange pecoe tea.
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, ain't no excuse.
Dump him in the van the imposter man, before it get loose.
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, you tied your own noose,
Dump him in the thames the imposter man, before it get loose.