CHORUS:
I'm in love with the milk truck man
I'm in love with the milk truck driver man
I'm in love with the milk truck man
I'm in love with the milk truck driver man
It's like this; on a Tuesday they put it on a front page
Breakfast delayed, the seventh was the first date
In need of milk? So we make the home deliveries
2-liter carton bags, dairy accessories
That's kinda' strange, thought they didn't do that anymore
Old-fashioned good lovin' service at your front door
The day is set, order 1 of every kind
2 percent then skim milk, never homogenized
Realized that day was now, rubbing my eyes
Heard the doorbell ring, the milkman's (right) outside
Hair is kinda' jacked, got pink pajamas on
Got on the bunny slippers, flip-flopped (to the) front door
A curse word on my breath, I stress the ill demeanor
Don't want to keep me up like gunshots and street cleaners
And suddenly there he was, in modest kind of glory
Milk driver man became my every story.
Chorus
Were your eyes a shade of brown or maybe hazel green?
Cause these butterflies are all up in my belly kinda' mean
The way you walk up love, you got this little strut
Make a bgirl wanna blush, make a squirrel bust a nut (bust a nut)
Tipped your hat real slight, got this silly grin
White pant ass is tight, I see what's happening
He mouthed the words like "Hey girl, what is going on
Sorry to be waking you up this early break of dawn"
I pursed my lips in a lazy phrased demeanor said:
You could make it up to me sooner than later
Giggled then I tucked my hair, grazed hands a little bit
Turned around real quick said, "Be right back in a minute"
Damn. I'm biting my nails, I knew it all along
Then I heard the milk truck man begin my favorite song
Like, Let's stay together and that lovey dovey such and such
Now and then I wouldn't mind if I could sneak a touch
I got a crush, but this shit is getting heavy
How to steal a lover when the heart is just not ready
Chorus
About the fourth time I'd really seen him, well, face to face
I said Let's grab a drink, I know this cozy little place
And he obliged, my disguise just said let's go
I guess you never know, when that sometimes starts show
Love, I spent that evening in a deeper kinda shade of blue
Every adjective became a vague reflect you know who
(True), I won't surprise you with some blahzay kinda' shit,
Tell you that I want your milk like ice cream, can I get a lick?
Heard him start to stutter,
Now the situation clutter
Building like a frustration when the thighs are thick like butter
Could I get to know you like I did a time before?
Told me that he liked me then milkman said no more
In the following months the milk stopped coming back
Driver ill they said, car broke down, can't find a cab
I lost my mind I think, but now it's in perspective
Time and space is still my only milk man contraceptive
