Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds.
Fixing and changing, always rearranging.
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'.
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft.
Choppin' down trees and picking up sticks.
Got my axe and my shovel and I'm breaking up bricks.
Little tricks I try, stack the blocks up high.
I got all kinds of awesome floatin' up in the sky.
Mom gives me shit, says I need some sun.
But I ain't goin outside 'til this house is done.
I be buildin' like a power tool.
You like my swimming pool?
I be constructin' and destructin' like a ninja, fool.
All blocked out like an 8-bit pimp.
I got some sheep, got some cows, and I got some pigs.
Buildin' like a maniac, there ain't no fakin'.
When I need to eat, I'm straight makin' bacon with the piggies that be walkin' all around my yard.
Walk around like Jesus, I don't need no car.
Old mother Hubbard, she lived in a shoe.
Well fuck that shit, I got a mansion, dude.
Buildin', minin, gold and those diamonds.
Fixing and changing, always rearranging.
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'.
It's the problem we all have, playin' Minecraft.
I need to find a girlfriend, right quick, but the Minecraft girls have blocks for tits.
I don't discriminate, I built this town, but the party don't start until the sun goes down.
There's a zombie. (What?) "
Hey, get off me." Beat him with a stick, I wish I had a shotty.
Gettin' naughty with the girls, and we ain't stoppin'.
Don't bother knockin' if the blocks are rockin'.
I be plantin' new trees 'til my fingers are numb.
Growin', mad weed, call me Dr.
Green Thumb.
So come and get some, I built the Miracle Mile, and when I'm makin' new stuff, I always do it with style.
Minin' for gold, always pickin' up loot.
My town looks boss from an overhead view.
You can join too, let's build some shits.
Livin' in the land of 3D 8-bit.
Buildin', Minin', gold and those diamonds.
Fixing and changing, always rearranging.
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'.
It's the problem we all have, playin' Minecraft.
Playin' Minecraft, makes me laugh.
I'll toss your ass off the roof and now you're taking a bath.
I built a path, that leads to nothing at all.
I built a tower like a penis, 100 feet tall.
TNT, I'm super dynamite.
But creepers try to creep and that's alright.
I be bringin' the fight with crafty little tricks.
Put an axe in your dome and straight beat you with sticks.
Better than NASA, I'm an engineer pro.
Dance, all crunk like a drunken LEGO.
Drinkin' hella Mountain Dew so I can stay up late.
Then harvest some rocks so I can build me a gate.
But wait, I need a break, I be wastin' my day.
Straight wastin' away, 'cause I continue to play.
And they say, this game is beyond addictive and, they're damn right, I gotta get my fix in.
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds.
Fixing and changing, always rearranging.
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'.
It's the problem we all have, playin' Minecraft. (Playin' Minecraft.) (Playin' Minecraft.) (Playin' Minecraft.) (Playin' Minecraft.)
