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Camera

By : Steven Wright

This Woman I Met

By : Steven Wright

Smoking

By : Dave Attell

Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler

By : Mitch Hedberg

Travel

By : Dave Attell

Romance

By : Anthony Jeselnik

Candy Bars

By : Mitch Hedberg

The Stripper

By : Patton Oswalt

The Bugged Car

By : Patton Oswalt

Air Conditioning

By : Todd Barry

Popular Phrases

By : Tig Notaro

You Know Who's a Great Lady?

By : John Mulaney

Gays In The Military

By : Bill Hicks

Italians & Fascists

By : Eddie Izzard

Cracka

By : Mike Birbiglia

Intro / Dead People

By : Louis C.K.

Fear for Your Own Safety

By : Doug Stanhope

Pearl Harbour to Russia

By : Eddie Izzard

Hot Girls In Bars And Their Dude Counterparts

By : Louis C.K.

No, But I Heard About It

By : Mike Birbiglia

I Don't Drink

By : Norm MacDonald

Star Wars Fans Are Uber Nerds

By : Bobcat Goldthwait

Funnier Drunk

By : Doug Stanhope

Confession Time (Cops)

By : Bill Hicks

Blasting Zone

By : Brian Regan

Captain's Blog

By : Michael Ian Black

Married With Children

By : Michael Ian Black

Couldn't Be Prouder

By : Norm MacDonald

Jack And Bobby In Hell, Alan Thicke, Polar Bear, And Chris Reeve

By : Bobcat Goldthwait

Anal, Set An Alarm

By : Todd Barry

High School

By : Ron White

Target / K-Mart

By : Todd Glass

I Turned To Stone

By : Redd Foxx

The Pep Talk

By : Bill Cosby

Hoof and Mouth

By : Bill Cosby

My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!

By : David Cross

Crime News

By : John Mulaney

This Cut Is Too Evil To Name

By : Dana Gould

The Lone Ranger

By : Redd Foxx

Lunch With Frankenstein

By : David Cross

Vitamins

By : Jim Gaffigan

More Arms Than Courage

By : Todd Glass

Other Jokes

By : Demetri Martin

Can't Make Fun

By : Anthony Jeselnik

Healthy Substitutions

By : Maria Bamford