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I found heavy metal
when I was just a kid
it grabbed by the nards like no other music did
I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster
more heavy and more brutal
metal was my master
Master

one day I met this dirt bag
moved here from the city
started talking metal
said my taste was shitty
then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it
want to know who's really metal?
fucking see you in the pit

you claim that I'm not metal?
Bunch of shit your talkin
you say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken
metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you
well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you

played D&D with Dio
I'm more metal than you
got kicked out of Rock In Rio
I'm more metal than you
I licked Lemmy's mole
I'm more metal than you
my cat's name is Man-o-War
I'm more metal than you

solo

metal is inside me
I guess it always will be
liked it since im 10
and now im fucking 40
yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster,
more evil and more fucked up
will always be master
master

Bater

One day I met this dickhead
said that I'm a poser
because I look like a creepy daddy
And there's something in my noser???
he said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it
but we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it

your telling me your metal
but not compared to me!
I'm Slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three
metal's not a competition guess it is for you
you may think your metal but I'm more metal than you

Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot
I'm more metal than you
liked Anvil before the movie
I'm more metal than you
King Diamond sent me a Christmas card
I'm more metal than you
I'd headbutt Sharon Osbourne
I'm more metal than you

more metal than you (x3)

One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan
its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know
but every once in awhile you meet an asshole that challenges you
it becomes who's more metal,
dude I'm a grown man
you know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it
Mark, tell them how metal I am

he's so fucking metal (Mark O)

that's right, I'm super fucking metal

super fucking metal (Mark O)

solo

You say that I'm not metal?
You don't fucking know me.
I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem
you're white lion blowin Jovi
if metal is a competition, game over you're through
you thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you

I'd burn a church in Norway
I'm more metal than you
I can name four guys in Krokus
I'm more metal than you
Gene Simmons was my mohel
I'm more metal than you
I'd give Halford a hand job
I'm more metal than you

more metal than you (x3)