My Bum is on the rail, bum is on the rail
look at me my bum is on the rail
My bum is on the man, bum is on the man
it's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man (hehehe)
My bum is on the step, bum is on the step
Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum! (Hahahha)
And that's not very fun if you fall down and hurt you bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese, bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease
My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
My bum is on the gum, My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship, the battle ship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum and shoot poo all over the place!
Poo Poo!
Cause that isn't very fun when they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog, my bum is on the cat, my bum is on the phone, my bum is all alone.
(Loon)
The rail. Is all alone. The man. is all alone
The Swedish. is all alone.
My bum is all alone
1, 2, 3, 4
My bum is all alone x12
Get the poo of my Bum
(Get the poo off)
I need the poo of my Bum
I got to get the poo of my Bum
(Poo Poo)
I want to hear the cannon
(Loon)
Don't let me hear the cannon
(Loon)
No, No, No, No not the loon
(Bum is alone, bum is alone, bum is alone, bum is alone)
I want to hear the cannon
(Loon)
I want to hear the cannon
(Loon)
I want to hear the cannon not the loon
(cannon)
Yah! the cannon
Now get the poo off my Bum
I want the poo poo off my my Bum Bum
Can I hear the Loon again
(Loon)
