Oh, Melanie, you know you're my sweetie
And you know I only wish you all the best
But just wait a minute, while I try to begin it
'Cause I just need to get this off my chest
It sounds so incessant when you get possessive
And I can't help but act a little gruff
But it's okay, it's just my way
Of saying I love you so much
Oh, Evette, you're my favorite brunette
But I can't give you everything you want
I wouldn't ignore you, you know I adore you
But I just can't be everywhere at once
I know it's upsetting, I know it Evette,
Oh, and I've just go so much I have to do
But don't be sad, it's not so bad
And don't forget that I love you
'Cause I've got no reason to lie
I have no little want to find out what you're telling me
I've got no reason to lie
Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy
'Cause I've got no reason to lie
I have no little want to find out what you're telling me
I've got no reason to lie
Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy
I've got no reason to lie
I have no little want to find out what you're telling me
I've got no reason to lie
Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy
Listen now ladies, I'm trying to say
That I don't want to fight over you
