In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
In a village in old east end, sir
She met fellow that made her real
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir
He met her dad at the wedding meal
In a letter from Old Siam, sir
Came a terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get off a pile of dough
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
Waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who lost her way
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
Waited 'round in Walthamstowe
Scattered 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She skated 'round in Scarborough
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
