In the throws of young love, Leroy
Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye
Tied the knot not knowing how to not know
He was the prodigal son, this girl had brought him home
He moved out of his stepdad's apartment
He moved in with this cute Guatemalan
Things were copacetic till she caught him
Things were cool and collected till she found him erected with another
Shit went bad, he's on the roof again
She flipped, he flipped the bird and then he went
To the roof where his threats rang loud and clear
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna die this year
Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on
Riding high on his whims had only gotten him down
He moved back to his stepdad's apartment
Where he put himself back together till
She came back, he's on the roof again
She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went
To the roof where his threats rang loud and clear
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna die this year
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man, try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to come, try to come down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man, try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to come, try to come down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man, try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to come, try to come down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man, try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to, try to, try to, try to, try to come down
She came back, he's on the roof again
She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went
To the roof where his threats rang loud and clear
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna die this year
