If I shut up suddenly, it’s cause I’m thinking of Theresa
She doesn’t belong to me, but someday maybe Theresa
What could I say to persuade you Theresa
I will say it every day to be with you Theresa
We appreciate all the pleasantries you bring
And quite frankly my dear, I prefer when you are here
Theresa is my friend, long after you’ve gone
And right there by her side I’ll be singing
I don’t got a lot to show, what I do is for Theresa
And my bank account is low, but she don’t care she’s Theresa
You can see it in her lips, she’s beautiful my Theresa
And her song goes like this, ohoh, I love Theresa
We appreciate all the pleasantries you bring
And quite frankly my dear, I prefer when you are here
Theresa is my friend, long after you've gone
And right there by her side I’ll be dreaming
California might just be alright, at least for a while
She holds up her middle finger while she fakes a smile
I won’t stop complaining till I’m holding her
We appreciate all the pleasantries you bring
And quite frankly my dear, I prefer when you are here
Theresa is my friend, long after you've gone
And right there by her side, I’ll be jamming
Imagine us three, just you and me and your dumb little dog
Life would be just like a holiday all season long
I won’t stop complaining till I’m
I won’t stop believing till I’m
I won’t stop complaining till I’m holding you ooooh
