He was a beautiful boy
She was a beautiful woman
They were the beautiful stars
Of a Hollywood blockbuster
He bought a beautiful ring
For her beautiful finger
They had a beautiful home
They lived in California
Ooh rocket boy
Loves calendar girl
Ooh ooh rocket boy
Thinks you're out of this world
But calendar girl
Don't like rocket man
'Cause calendar girl
Is a… lesbian!
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
They had a beautiful fight
They threw some beautiful punches
But he said it was alright
That he'd filmed what he wanted
He put it on the TV
He made it into a movie
So everybody could see
Their happy ever after
Ooh rocket boy
Loves calendar girls
Oh ooh rocket boy
Thinks they're out of this world
But calendar girls
Don't like rocket men
'Cause calendar girls
Are a les…, lesbian!
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-y!
Aow!
Uh!
Ooh rocket boy
Loves calendar girl
Ooh ooh rocket boy
Thinks you're out of this world
But calendar girl
Don't like rocket man
'Cause calendar girl
Is a… la la la la lesbian!
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend
The calendar girl's got a brand new friend, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-y!
