I hate TV
Watch a film instead
Hundreds of channels
Still nothing on
Except for What Not To Wear
And now on, on Sky One
The Simpsons
I’ve seen this one
Previously on Lost
We're going to watch fifteen minutes that you've already watched
And 'cause every episode's exactly the same
We're going to leave you on a cliffhanger again
Nothing on
I'm channel hopping but it seems to me there's nothing that I want to watch
I feel like stopping but it's easier to just sit and drop off
BBC, I see
MTV, I see
ABC, I see
ITV, I see
What's with all these fucking soaps?
I want Ray Mears not Hollyoaks
You might think that I'm being blunt
But who seriously watches Bargain Hunt?
I don't take note of what they say
'Cause I look good naked anyway
I know, I know, I want it
I know I want it
Daytime TV makes me sick
and I'm sick of it
Go outside, ride a bike
Just do something
Stand by
