Seventh Bit by Amateur Transplants from album In Theatre
Duration : 5 minutes & 58 seconds.
Listener : 516 peoples.
Played : 1898 times and counting.
Halfway through Mammia Mia
at the cinemaplex
I let rip with a fart
that straight away I regret
Buggering hell
then I notice a worrying smell
And I suddenly lose control
And there's a fire within my hole
All my strength goes into clenching my ring
But it's too late and I expel everything
Oh no!
Diarrhoea
Here I go again
Oh, Christ, what have I been eating
Diarrhoea
It's going everywhere
Wet shit all over the seating
My evening fell to pieces
Sprayed with my liquid faeces
And we had to leave the cinema
Mamma mia
It started as an ABBA film
Ended more like an abattoir
Another battle with my girlfriend has begun
Another catalogue of things I haven't done
Last night she loved me but now I'm satan boy instead
Who'll leave the toilet up and never make the bed
She's far too unpredictable
The temperamental cunt
I think she's on the time of the month
I smoke over 100 cigarettes a week
But I never smoke on Mondays
I don't smoke on Tuesdays or Wednesdays or Thursdays or Fridays
In fact I smoke them all on Saturday, yeah
That's why I'm wheezy
I'm wheezy on Sunday Morning
I tried in bed for half an hour
Then I tried it in the shower
I stuck a paintbrush up my bum
Don't know why I didn't cum
I don't know why I didn't cum
My bed is drenched in sweat
But I haven't shot my load yet
What's wrong with me
I squeezed my prostate with my thumb
Even then I didn't come
I found a picture of your mum
...and that did the trick.
Short and thin and old and wheezy
Chronic Obstructive Lung Diseasey
The girl with emphysema walks by and goes (huff)
Say hi to the professor
I'm your new house officer
And I've heard the rumour
That you're no good at removing tumours
You've got no ability
You're a liability
And you can't deny
That all your patients seem to die
But what you don't see
Is it comes down to me
To try to explain
Again and again
To relatives why
Their loved ones have died you see
Tell me
Why does every op you do lead to complications?
It makes it very hard for me to try to explain to their relations
Why the patient cannot see
Cannot pee
Has PE, DVT, HIV
Yeah it's my duty
Promise me you won't be doing any more operations
No, no, no
