I fucked this girl in Talahassee,
Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
Came on her, florida state clothes,
filled up all her semen holes.
fucked this girl from purdue,
came in her hair, fucked up her doo.
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
her pussy got hotter than a boiler maker.
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
Fucked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.
dropped her off at LSU
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
Fucked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
Rode that ass just like a Lexus.
Fucked her again in ft. worth
stuck my dick in her pussy and I started to surf.
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Colt 45, Afroman,
Tryin to get all the pussy that I can.
To the cross country in my Afro van,
SMOKIN WEED
2X
I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, Bitch, you too high Ho.
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
Fucked her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,
Came in her ass and said "Fuck the Bengals"
(afroman rant)
SMOKIN WEED!
Smokin weed, State-to-State
beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
Missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty.
She sucked my dick, while she held my thighs,
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
My dick went BOING in Des Moines,
Going going go-Buckaw!
SMOKIN WEED!
(CHORUS 2x)
Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
Buffalo, Puff-alo,
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin weed
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin weed
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
SMOKIN WEED
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