Haven't showered in seven days
Got no image to maintain
Why would they give a punk like me
Thirty thousand dollars credit? I'm gonna make 'em sorry
Called my boss up on the phone
Told him what I think of him and his own
I could never like a jerk like you
I don't need your stinking dollars 'cause I give up, yeah
I'm a suicide, I'm a stupid fuck
I'm a credit risk, I'm an empty threat
I'm a failure
Success
Didn't vote on election day
Too busy playing video games
Woke up late, check the day planner
Monday says "go on a bender"
Rent's due, I told the landlord
I'm on a protest, hung up the phone, laughing
They'll never get another dime
I swear I'd get my life together if I only had the drive
I'm a suicide, I'm a filthy drunk
I'm a prostitute, I'm a drug addict
I'm a failure
Success
I was a number from the beginning
I'm falling off, but I'm going down swinging
Throwing in the towel, here comes the sucker punch
Who ever said there was no free lunch?
They can repossess the car, if they can find the motherfucker
Left it dead in a San Diego gutter
Strip mall alcohol with my credit card debt
Career took off like a Value Jet
Success
