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Track : Swearytale of New York
Artist : Amateur Transplants
Album : Have Yourself a Sweary Little Christmas
Swearytale of New York by Amateur Transplants from album Have Yourself a Sweary Little Christmas
Duration : 1 minutes & 23 seconds.
Listener : 758 peoples.
Played : 2633 times and counting.
Adam Kay:
It's Christmas eve
I'm on the forecourt
To buy a present
From the Wild Bean Café
There's packs of cigarettes
There's packs of moist towelettes
There's Dan Brown audio cassettes
And sacks of charcoal briquettes
Suman Biswas:
Where the fuck've you been, I've been waiting for hours
Adam Kay:
Oh don't be so cross, look I've brought you some flowers
Suman Biswas:
These flowers are dead, and they're from our front lawn
Adam Kay:
I've also brought twiglets, a torch, and some porn
Suman Biswas:
You're an ungrateful bastard for pulling this stunt
You nobhead, you shitbag.
Adam Kay:
Insufferable cunt!
At least I don't need tweezers to handle my penis
Suman Biswas:
Stick that torch up your arse
Make this Christmas our last!
Both:
And everywhere around the world
From here to Galway Bay...
There are couples,
Splitting up...
On Christmas day!
