I was tripping down my steps when they came into mind
It couldn't have happened at a more terrible time
So i visited the doctor, but he told me i'm fine
Even though my head's on backwards, and i make my parents cry
I think that there's more than just the things that you see and touch
Ghosts are playing tricks on me while i play double dutch
They really seem to like me, they're around now all the time
They stole away their social skills, they stole their sexual drive
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
My friends across the ocean never see things quite the same
I never understand why they don't call me by my name
So i got myself a passport, thought i gave it a try
When i approached a turnstile, they took me to the side
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
People that protect me, do it in a crazy way
They tell me that the backyard did its thing again today
It's a terrible disaster, it's a superfluous crime
It's a horrible calamity that someone's gotta die
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
