She said "I'm going out with my girlfriends.
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn".
Oh have mercy...my only thought,
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off.
I told her put an extra layer on!
I know what happens when she drinks Patrón.
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes.
Lose an earring in her drink.
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall.
Drop a contact down the sink.
Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long,
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
She might come home in a tablecloth,
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Waoh
She can handle any champagne brunch.
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch.
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff,
But tequila makes her clothes fall off.
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes.
Lose an earring in her drink.
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall.
Drop a contact down the sink.
She don't mean nothing,
She's just having fun.
Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh, what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost.
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
