I want to tell you about my mountain home
Where all the ladies' names are Joan
Where husband works back late at night
Hopes are up for trousers down with a hostess on a business flight
Taxi in a Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's coming out alive
The garden it is Dorseted, that lady she's so corseted
She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray
He thinks he's one and only
But that lovely she's so lonely
She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up
Silently she opens the drawer
Mother's little helper is coming out for more
Strategically positioned before the midday show
Her back is arched, those lips are parched, repeated blow by blow
Later at the party
All the MPs rave
About the hummers she's been givin'
And the money that they save
To her it is skin lotion
Him promotion to
That flat in Surfers' Paradise with the ocean view
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up
Then the boys light up
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Then the boys light up, hey
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Oh, louder, louder, louder
And everybody's saying
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up
Then the boys light up
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Then the boys they light up
