My name's Ash Ketchum baby, my life is back on track!
But I've been in the hospital since Pika shot me in the sack.
And I don't know all the new Pokémons
Yo, bro I can help you with that!
Hey, Brock!
I'll do all the singing and you take care of the raps.
All right, let's go!
Pickachu, Squirtle, Venusaur, Arcanine, Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
Oh, I know these guys!
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle, Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde
Whoa!
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese, Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase, Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door!
Are...Are you serious? You're not making those up, those are real?
Haha, you know it bro. Gotta catch'em all!
Well it seems new types of Pokémon are coming out really fast...
Oh, there are more.
Really? Wait...
I'm immediately sorry that I asked!
We've got:
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbotttle, Candyass, Tracklighting, Piccadilly, Man
Lambourguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver, Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain, Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump, Wetsocks, Shatternut, Nudealarm, Shirt!
They're running out of ideas and I can't take anymore!
Don't worry, there's only a couple left.
How many?
Uhh 300,064.
Nooo....
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite, Drumsolo, Actuallysatan, Weenisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail, Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddlyhoodly
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander, ThumaUrman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart, Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer!
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital
Ahh! My sack... My sweet, sweet sack...
