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Little Things We Share

By : George Carlin

Golf Courses for the Homeless

By : George Carlin

Minibar

By : Mitch Hedberg

Beret and Pancakes

By : Mitch Hedberg

Chicks Dig Jerks

By : Bill Hicks

Basic Instinct

By : Bill Hicks

World War II

By : Eddie Izzard

Philosophies with Strange Ideas

By : Eddie Izzard

Breast Feeding

By : Dave Attell

Drugs

By : Dave Attell

Processing Shame

By : Louis C.K.

Clean Filth

By : Patton Oswalt

41st Best Stand Up Ever

By : Stewart Lee

Delivery

By : Jim Gaffigan

Opening

By : Jim Gaffigan

Milk & Pets

By : Louis C.K.

Tivo!

By : Patton Oswalt

Airport Security

By : Lewis Black

Atlanta

By : Lewis Black

Albuquerque

By : "Weird Al" Yankovic

Introduction

By : Steven Wright

The Salt and Pepper Diner

By : John Mulaney

Hybrids and Animals

By : Robin Williams

Math and King Solomon

By : John Mulaney

You Don't Love Me Anymore

By : "Weird Al" Yankovic

My Upstairs Neighbors Are Having Sex (And Listening To The Black Eyed Peas)

By : Jimmy Fallon

Speaking English

By : Russell Peters

English Accents

By : Russell Peters

Hitchhiking

By : Steven Wright

Best Disease Ever

By : Norm MacDonald

ONE

By : Daniel Tosh

TWO

By : Daniel Tosh

Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)

By : Monty Python

I Don't Drink

By : Norm MacDonald

Talking Cars

By : Eddie Murphy

Men & Women

By : Bo Burnham

Sleepy Rasta / Y As In Jello

By : Greg Giraldo

Happy Birfday

By : Greg Giraldo

Santa Claus Is on His Way

By : South Park

Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics

By : Bo Burnham

The Walrus

By : Gary Gulman

The Milkman

By : Gary Gulman

You Spit When You Talk

By : Jimmy Fallon

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

By : South Park

The Start (These Are Jokes)

By : Demetri Martin