You and I go back as far as I can
remember when you told me you'd take the
world over and I did think you crazy
but also you did look hot in leather
I foiled your plans and took you to jail,
thought when you got out you'd work in retail
but I find this monthly dance we're dancing,
how bout less psychosis, more romancing?
Hey, here's a thought,
when you're done kicking my face in
You and me, grab a bite
and some flirty conversation
Remember when your magic made me pregnant?
'member when you turned Africa Asian?
'member the kids album you released down under?
But I still just want your number
My friends they did tell me you're a nut job,
but I have my hopes that you're a beer snob
Others say your actions are demented,
something's wrong with me that I'm attracted
Hey, here's a thought,
when you're done kicking my face in
You and me, grab a bite
and some flirty conversation
Even your minions say
when we're done hanging out,
in your hideout you pout
And I think that means we should split a burrito
A night you and me,
that's my one fantasy,
to connect truthfully
and you'll find I'm more than
Lunch for a saber-
tooth tiger with lasers
That's covered with razors
Hey, here's a thought,
when you're done kicking my face in
You and me, grab a bite
and some flirty conversation
We can both split the bill,
so there is no implication
Then again, maybe not...
