Trudy had a tempting role,
Norman Sheri drinks for two,
Or Liz Taylor won't forget,
Lou buys Gucci off the peg,
Michael lives in room two ten,
Leanora cured my baldness,
Antonio died as a bridge collapsed,
Tim was kidnapped in Baghdad.
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The weather men are on the ball,
The mayor had nothing to loose,
Tests and triumph don the news,
Helen's still singin' the blues,
Gutless boy-band's singin' love songs,
Lookin' in each others eyes,
Earthquake kills one thousand people,
Each of them had thoughts and lives.
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On the sea front kept on seein',
Washed up Jimmy Carney's there,
It's all about Clinton's day,
And a sweater and her public hair,
In the distance,
I can see a playground with the swings ripped off,
Palestine, Kosovo are allying in the interest of.
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Marxist party in Afghanistan,
Nazi party in Germany,
Chairman Mao in China Town,
Father Stalin in mother Russia,
All of these have shook hands with the presidents,
All of these have shook hands with kings,
All of these kissed baby's and children,
All of these all of these,
All of these we believed.
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And we've been your host,
Have a nice life.
