Ooh, I'm, ooh, I'm so scared
People outside, people outside make me scared
So, I stay in my room, in my underwear
When I, when I long for company
I pop in my, pop in my pornography
'Cause that's real love, real love made for TV
Shoot to thrill you, baby
Shoot to thrill you, baby
Everyone loves a stranger
Nobody wants the danger
That's why I turn my TV on
I turn my TV on, I turn my TV on
I just turn my TV on, I turn my TV on
I turn my TV on, turn my TV on
Ooh, I, ooh, I hate drama
People outside, people outside, they love drama
Raining down bombs on English summers
When I long to feel a part of it
I tune in my favorite channel 36
Travel 'round the world in less than 30 minutes
Shoot to kill you, baby
Shoot to kill you, baby
Turn my TV on
When it's cold outside, turn my TV on
Turn my TV on
All my troubles go
Everyone loves a stranger
Nobody wants the danger
That's why I turn my TV on
I turn my TV on, I turn my TV on
I just turn my TV on, I turn my TV on
I turn my TV on, turn my TV on
Baby, I'd love to see you
But the maneuver is just too risky in the rain
Is this my rescue boat?
I've been out here 5 days
Somebody bring me some water
I just need some water
Like most things
A good time looks better from a distance
What do you mean, baby?
I'm making friends in the new world
I'm a celebrity on the message boards
I meet people every day
Through the peephole in my front door
