You ooh ooh
Another hairdo
Mobutu shoes
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say
Ugh-latto
You a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
Why do you wiggle?
So you make me
Want to ho ho
In front of people
You are so uglatto
