Track : Wank the Dog
Artist : Kunt and the Gang
Album : i have a little wank and i have a little cry
Wank the Dog by Kunt and the Gang from album i have a little wank and i have a little cry
Duration : 2 minutes & 8 seconds.
Listener : 535 peoples.
Played : 1841 times and counting.
I got him from the pet shop
They said he was a guard dog
The only thing that's fierce about him
Is his constant hard-on
He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit
He gets a bit of dogs jizz on his little lipstick
And one time I smelt it and it smelt so rank
He just can't leave his cock alone
That's why we call him 'Wank'
CHORUS:
Wank the dog, wank the dog
Pull on a marigold and wank the dog
Wank the dog, wank the dog
Pull on a marigold and wank the dog
He may not be a pedigree
But he's always got a drop of white wee-wee for me
So I follow him around with a square of toilet paper
Damp him down when he's around
'Cause he will try and rape ya
I took him to the vets who said that he could chop his plods off
But I quite like relieving him so I told him to sod off
My dog's randy, he's very, very randy
The only way to calm him down
Is to give him a hand shandy
