Listen & view George Carlin - Wasted Time lyrics & tabs

Parents Of Honor Students

By : George Carlin

Five Twos

By : George Carlin

World Hunger

By : Sam Kinison

The CD Jokes

By : Mitch Hedberg

Love Song

By : Sam Kinison

Beret and Pancakes

By : Mitch Hedberg

The War

By : Chris Rock

Tip Your Hat to Whitey (Mars)

By : Chris Rock

The Gourmet

By : Rodney Dangerfield

Sex

By : Michael Ian Black

Medium Man Song

By : Mike Birbiglia

Singles & Cosplay

By : Wyatt Cenac

Making Slurry

By : Wyatt Cenac

I Drink Too Much

By : Ron White

Yes Or No Question

By : Christian Finnegan

Transpo-Tainment

By : Christian Finnegan

Married Life - Sorry Fat Dudes

By : Brian Posehn

Intro

By : Bill Hicks

Conflict

By : Bill Cosby

America, the Retarded Trust Fund Kid

By : Patton Oswalt

Dustbuster Olympics

By : Mike Birbiglia

Basic Instinct

By : Bill Hicks

Walk of Fame

By : George Lopez

Cider

By : George Lopez

Chanukah

By : Lewis Black

America Loses Its Mind

By : Lewis Black

A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!

By : David Cross

Neck Lumps

By : Billy Connolly

You Go Girl! (Album)

By : David Cross

Nuclear Weapons

By : Billy Connolly

They Call Me "Tater Salad" (Album Version (Explicit))

By : Ron White

The Oswalt Family Crest

By : Patton Oswalt

Hospital

By : Richard Pryor

Religion (LP Version)

By : Dave Attell

Africa

By : Richard Pryor

My Neighborhood (1966/Live At Upstairs At The Duplex)

By : Rodney Dangerfield

David Crosby's Sperm, And Why The Hollywood Squares Downsized Me

By : Bobcat Goldthwait

Clothing

By : Jerry Seinfeld

The Remix

By : Demetri Martin

Asian-Americans - Racists

By : Margaret Cho

McDonalds

By : Jerry Seinfeld

Closing Shit Joke

By : Bill Burr

These Jokes

By : Demetri Martin

Fear Factor Is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg (Shiny Happy Jihad)

By : Joe Rogan

The Duties

By : Ray Romano