Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kind of sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the leagues leading scorer
Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darren Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the leagues leading scorer
Wayne Gretzky, I love you Wayne Gretzky ... yeah
